Dear Subconscious,
We are writing to inform you that we have received numerous complaints regarding noise ordinance violations occurring in your region of Kelly’s brain, specifically between 3am and 5am. While we appreciate your effort to “find the right synonym,” we remind you that you have access to perfectly good thesauruses during normal waking hours.
Please be mindful that your nighttime outbursts affect your neighbors, especially Regret and Worry who are notoriously light sleepers.
Thank you in advance for your assistance in resolving this situation.
Sincerely,
The Management
Kelly’s Brain HOA
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