COVID LIMERICKS March 2021 edition
by Kelly Conroy
There once was a horrible year
that kept the world living in fear.
we all did our part,
stayed 6 feet apart.
And now a third vaccine is here!
I took the pandemic in stride
with pizza and beer by my side.
I sheltered in place
with sauce on my face.
And watched all of Netflix inside.
So, now that we’re done with this ride,
I’m anxious to venture outside.
But — it isn’t my luck,
you see, I am stuck!
My carb hips have gotten too wide.